If you have thought of any of these statements before, it might be time for “The SAFE Process” towards full-time self-employment.
You deserve to go to work WITHOUT thinking or feeling like the statements below.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
- I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…
- It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
- Ahhh… I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again…
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.
- I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
- I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
- And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be…?
- Do I look like a people person?
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
BONUS:
- Chaos, panic and disorder – my work here is done.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
